someone write me this fic
things to say during sex
- on your left
- HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
- on va voir
- im with you til the end of the line
- hail hydra
Emma arriving at the BBC Radio 2 Studios, April 10th
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
there may come a time when i fail to reblog this post, today is not that day.